Tamdanbut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying wolf.

Tamdanbut created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdanbut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tamdanbut, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tamdanbut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tamdanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing fawn coats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always stare at clouds.