Labloopnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy snake.

Labloopnutt created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Labloopnutt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Labloopnutt, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Labloopnutt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Labloopnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.