Poggetved is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring hedgehog.

Poggetved created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poggetved, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Poggetved, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Poggetved's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Poggetved's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poggetved.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.