Cidhamort is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless cat.

Cidhamort created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cidhamort, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cidhamort, she will ignore you.

Cidhamort's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cidhamort's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Cidhamort.

3. Hide if four ants approach from the north.

4. Always obey Cidhamort's priests.

5. Cidhamort loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.