Dobflisflan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful sheep.

Dobflisflan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobflisflan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dobflisflan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dobflisflan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dobflisflan's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat beans.