Japditsig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent bat.

Japditsig created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Japditsig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Japditsig, it will manifest in front of you.

Japditsig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Japditsig's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Run away if five goats approach from the north.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Run away from purple ants, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.