Bimfiggovzodyikbathon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful camel.

Bimfiggovzodyikbathon created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfiggovzodyikbathon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimfiggovzodyikbathon, he will ignore you.

Bimfiggovzodyikbathon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bimfiggovzodyikbathon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bimfiggovzodyikbathon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.