Hinbudstig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, kind unicorn.

Hinbudstig created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbudstig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hinbudstig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hinbudstig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hinbudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hinbudstig's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hinbudstig loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at asteroids.