Arfcamfud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced zebra.

Arfcamfud created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Arfcamfud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arfcamfud, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Arfcamfud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Arfcamfud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Erect eight lead sculptures of Arfcamfud on top of important buildings.