Badsisrakfub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient squid.

Badsisrakfub created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badsisrakfub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badsisrakfub, he will turn you into a goat.

Badsisrakfub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Badsisrakfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Badsisrakfub loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Badsisrakfub.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Badsisrakfub loves swans, so they must be respected.