Migtetticattikcibraw is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless centipede.

Migtetticattikcibraw created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtetticattikcibraw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migtetticattikcibraw, it will destroy your home planet.

Migtetticattikcibraw's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Migtetticattikcibraw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never feed apples to goats while wearing coats.

5. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the east.