Pongubcitvag Cidbatduss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud capybara.

Pongubcitvag Cidbatduss created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pongubcitvag Cidbatduss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pongubcitvag Cidbatduss, he will not care at all.

Pongubcitvag Cidbatduss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pongubcitvag Cidbatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine badgers approach from the east.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear rings.