Tanhuggem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient badger.

Tanhuggem created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanhuggem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanhuggem, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tanhuggem's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tanhuggem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Tanhuggem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. You must love Tanhuggem.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Tanhuggem seven times a day.