Caplikarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered dugong.

Caplikarp created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caplikarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Caplikarp, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Caplikarp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Caplikarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Caplikarp's priests.

4. Never paint your back mauve.

5. Never talk about fire.