Pincibmeg Tignillquim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered capybara.

Pincibmeg Tignillquim created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pincibmeg Tignillquim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pincibmeg Tignillquim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pincibmeg Tignillquim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pincibmeg Tignillquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.