Kenrawlipnut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable horse.

Kenrawlipnut created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenrawlipnut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kenrawlipnut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Kenrawlipnut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kenrawlipnut's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.