Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain shrew.

Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Erect three titanium sculptures of Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak on top of important buildings.

4. Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Vigcadtag Stigbugyarvonk Shavpak.