Gepparkbet is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unselfish raven.

Gepparkbet created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepparkbet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepparkbet, he will turn you into a dog.

Gepparkbet's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gepparkbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not listen to music.