Tarppitlimtag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent octopus.

Tarppitlimtag created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarppitlimtag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tarppitlimtag, she will turn you into a worm.

Tarppitlimtag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tarppitlimtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help foxes in need.