Riprapnak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind unicorn.

Riprapnak created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riprapnak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Riprapnak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Riprapnak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Riprapnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.