Teenjonren is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable wyvern.

Teenjonren created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Teenjonren, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenjonren, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Teenjonren's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Teenjonren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the south.