Talbodbam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented horse.

Talbodbam created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Talbodbam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Talbodbam, she will turn you into a goat.

Talbodbam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Talbodbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never hop in the presence of ants.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.