Tenstiknull is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonourable mink.

Tenstiknull created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenstiknull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenstiknull, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tenstiknull's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tenstiknull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never leap in the presence of mites.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Never feed coconuts to nematodes while wearing jumpers.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.