Safpak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tranquil ant.

Safpak created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Safpak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Safpak, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Safpak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Safpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. You must love Safpak.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always help nematodes.
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