Hivgepsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart hydra.

Hivgepsat created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivgepsat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hivgepsat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hivgepsat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hivgepsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of capybaras.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing indigo skirts and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

3. You must love Hivgepsat.

4. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your hands.