Sagbogkop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome crocodile.

Sagbogkop created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbogkop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagbogkop, he will ignore you.

Sagbogkop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sagbogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never talk about dark matter.