Tabtimbut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane duck.

Tabtimbut created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabtimbut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tabtimbut, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tabtimbut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tabtimbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.