Tadbellgem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish warg.

Tadbellgem created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tadbellgem, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tadbellgem, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadbellgem's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tadbellgem's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadbellgem.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat figs.