Homfasvig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable shark.

Homfasvig created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homfasvig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homfasvig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Homfasvig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Homfasvig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the east.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Always obey Homfasvig's priests.