Yokgabwegflapcit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous walrus.

Yokgabwegflapcit created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yokgabwegflapcit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokgabwegflapcit, it will manifest in front of you.

Yokgabwegflapcit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yokgabwegflapcit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Yokgabwegflapcit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never feed lots of rice to mice while wearing yellow kilts.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.