Higfighit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak pigeon.

Higfighit created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higfighit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Higfighit, it will turn you into a mole.

Higfighit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Higfighit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Put Higfighit first in all things.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the north.