Venrenjam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless fly.

Venrenjam created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venrenjam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Venrenjam, she will come to you in dreams.

Venrenjam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Venrenjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not make images of living things.