Kabsuggof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless wombat.

Kabsuggof created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabsuggof, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kabsuggof, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kabsuggof's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kabsuggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the south.