Lanzan Singonhot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing dog.

Lanzan Singonhot created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lanzan Singonhot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lanzan Singonhot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Lanzan Singonhot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lanzan Singonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lanzan Singonhot on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.