Ragcatlid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional gerbil.

Ragcatlid created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ragcatlid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragcatlid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ragcatlid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ragcatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.