Vonmigfarhub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind chicken.

Vonmigfarhub created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonmigfarhub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vonmigfarhub, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vonmigfarhub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vonmigfarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vonmigfarhub first in all things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing yellow trousers and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.