Mispigtof is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful owl.

Mispigtof created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mispigtof, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mispigtof, it will make you grow a tail.

Mispigtof's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mispigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mispigtof.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.