Teningpid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent squid.

Teningpid created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Teningpid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teningpid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Teningpid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Teningpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never talk about dark matter near frogs while wearing yellow ear rings.

3. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Teningpid on top of important buildings.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing red stockings and balancing three gold spheres on your back.