Lipxenmot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent cobra.

Lipxenmot created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipxenmot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipxenmot, she will turn you into a puffin.

Lipxenmot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lipxenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.