Lagrotzog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish crocodile.

Lagrotzog created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lagrotzog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lagrotzog, he will turn you into a rock.

Lagrotzog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lagrotzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. You must pray to Lagrotzog seven times a day.