Pombitsab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful ant.

Pombitsab created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pombitsab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pombitsab, she will turn you into a slug.

Pombitsab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pombitsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pombitsab's priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Pombitsab in the centre of the settlement.