Bitcisspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective crab.

Bitcisspag created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitcisspag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bitcisspag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bitcisspag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bitcisspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing white ear rings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not cook food in pots.