Ladfligwat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, stupid lion.

Ladfligwat created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladfligwat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladfligwat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ladfligwat's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ladfligwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never jump near manatees.