Cussvadvegwatrillbombod Yikweeing is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous pigeon.

Cussvadvegwatrillbombod Yikweeing created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Cussvadvegwatrillbombod Yikweeing, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cussvadvegwatrillbombod Yikweeing, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cussvadvegwatrillbombod Yikweeing's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cussvadvegwatrillbombod Yikweeing's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo horses for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to geese while wearing orange hats.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.