Minzengep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate squirrel.

Minzengep created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minzengep, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minzengep, he will not care.

Minzengep's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Minzengep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Minzengep.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Minzengep on top of important buildings.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Always wear yellow.