Yogjap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast wyrm.

Yogjap created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogjap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yogjap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yogjap's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yogjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not keep eight grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Hide if seven rats approach from the west.