Misnutthiv is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate troll.

Misnutthiv created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Misnutthiv, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Misnutthiv, it will turn you into a worm.

Misnutthiv's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Misnutthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing brown ear rings and balancing six tin spheres on your legs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Do not kill rats.