Renrulfumsatdob is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty wolf.

Renrulfumsatdob created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Renrulfumsatdob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Renrulfumsatdob, she will turn you into a mole.

Renrulfumsatdob's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Renrulfumsatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.