Wonnegran is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, conceited jackal.

Wonnegran created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonnegran, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wonnegran, she will turn you into a goat.

Wonnegran's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wonnegran's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never paint your hands gray.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.