Cenarnlop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous frog.

Cenarnlop created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenarnlop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cenarnlop, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cenarnlop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cenarnlop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Cenarnlop on top of important buildings.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.